VALORANT MAKES NO SENSE

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Macro

2 ай мурун

Valorant, or CSGOverwatch as some would call it, has little to no story, but that doesn't mean that we can't poke fun at the game in another installment of MAKES NO SENSE! Enjoy!
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Macro
Macro 2 ай мурун
Oh JETT! I was RAZEd to believe it would be a bad OMEN to not follow people on their twitter (@theMacroShow) don’t be a KILLJOY, it’s not hard to deCYPHER this SAGE wisdom. Like the stories of the PHOENIX or the yankee with no BRIMSTONE, it is not a myth, it is the truth. BREACH your hands out and feel the REYNA coming down from the sky. VIPER those tears, there’s always a pot of gold SOVA the rainbow 🌈
joey ortega
joey ortega 6 күн мурун
It's because you stop and say ouch first! DUH!!! that's why getting shot in the arm slows you down.
Rizzy Playzz
Rizzy Playzz 7 күн мурун
Change sky to skye
Taylor Head
Taylor Head 9 күн мурун
ngl, this comment is pretty creative xd
General Rishabh
General Rishabh 9 күн мурун
you guessed sky already gg
Orij
Orij 10 күн мурун
Im callin the police
Xoltron Vox
Xoltron Vox 30 мүнөт мурун
Raze's headphones arent headphones, its hearing aid
Espectro_Bc
Espectro_Bc 4 саат мурун
Iam not a doctor but i think its because the blood that you lose
CHUKWUDUMEBI NWOBODO
CHUKWUDUMEBI NWOBODO 5 саат мурун
how did u know about the sova beat LOL
hey u
hey u 6 саат мурун
worlds smartest doctor in the world here if you get shot in the arm you lose blood boom that answers your question 5000000 iq
Seth Albanese
Seth Albanese 9 саат мурун
valor ranting
Lil Jupis
Lil Jupis 10 саат мурун
brimstone killed enemy pheonix stole his hand put iin his gun so he has it
Atlas
Atlas 19 саат мурун
You get slowed when you're shot because..... you got shot, IT HURTS.
Johndyll cruz
Johndyll cruz 19 саат мурун
Does it sound familiar omen is reaper but volorant
Tommy Swanson
Tommy Swanson Күн мурун
Also I know why Phoenix heals in his fire because a phoenix is a mythical creature who can heal others, they are rebirth from fire, and fire heals them. As in their fire heals friends but harms foes. P.S. I know I am late to the party and you might not read this anyways, later.
Tommy Swanson
Tommy Swanson Күн мурун
#reloadafteronbulletgang Who else reloads after shooting one bullet and if you don't well.... I can't speak to you.
Gehin.
Gehin. Күн мурун
gunplay is clunky
Abhishek Kumar
Abhishek Kumar Күн мурун
Lol. Who told u? That valorant is only for pc? Data miners found codes for valorant mobile also. That too when it was in beta only. Still giving hints about valorant mobile. Bruh. U need better research before recording a video about anything.
randomcat
randomcat Күн мурун
1:48 have you ever played any multiplayer valve game?
Ted Dillon
Ted Dillon Күн мурун
Your missing for no reason
William Irving
William Irving Күн мурун
Why do I have to stand still to aim?
Krysten Castuera
Krysten Castuera Күн мурун
omg.
Wisnu 7J - 22
Wisnu 7J - 22 2 күн мурун
"The game"
Et Hz
Et Hz 2 күн мурун
A chunk of metal going at over 2000 FPS slams into your arm how do you not freeze
KJ Maly
KJ Maly 2 күн мурун
Aboout the arm slowing thing it’s not the heart but it’s the lungs
emiliano sartori
emiliano sartori 2 күн мурун
i still dont undertand why you need to still stand to have good aim... i mean the enemy is in front of my barrel there is no way you miss the shot irl
Error Wrong
Error Wrong 2 күн мурун
I’m pretty sure when you get shot in the arm they just get stunned from the pain and are slower.
Angelo Paparazzi
Angelo Paparazzi 2 күн мурун
Valorant will never be on console you say?
Mr Flip-flop
Mr Flip-flop 2 күн мурун
How come Phoenix's ult sound is the loudest? Is it just me?
Zinc cyproto
Zinc cyproto 2 күн мурун
Where to find that viper animation.?? Asking for a friend
- LittleNoop -
- LittleNoop - 3 күн мурун
NO
- LittleNoop -
- LittleNoop - 3 күн мурун
Valorant is life
- LittleNoop -
- LittleNoop - 3 күн мурун
Cap
Lord Yeetus
Lord Yeetus 3 күн мурун
What I'd like to know is, how does the classic seamlessly transition from semi-auto, to a shotgun burst of three rounds without the gun exploding. This infuriates me to no end.
Ian Samulski
Ian Samulski 3 күн мурун
6:54 nope that's physics
Gabe Sheldon
Gabe Sheldon 3 күн мурун
Your arm is connected to your foot
JoaKiller
JoaKiller 3 күн мурун
1:10 if you reload if you shoot one bullet youre gonna probably die
Flynt RavenSpear
Flynt RavenSpear 3 күн мурун
#reloadafteronebulletgang
James Carwile
James Carwile 3 күн мурун
That fucking add segway was lit bro. I hope you are getting fat checks from youtube.
Wad
Wad 3 күн мурун
Meaning of valorant When she (a character i dont know her name) says we are valorant???????
Wad
Wad 18 саат мурун
@TheTekOr Oleg oo i see Thnks btw I literally didn't know
TheTekOr Oleg
TheTekOr Oleg 18 саат мурун
Valorant is the name of their private security organisation. They are owned by the Kingdom corporation (which has logos on all of the maps). So all the agents in the game are agents of Valorant organisation. You should check out videos on the "Constant Valorant" channel, he explains the lore of the game.
Banana
Banana 3 күн мурун
When you get shot in the arm You bleed
pafwa9 /
pafwa9 / 3 күн мурун
The walking thing makes sense. The blood pumped from the heart goes to the left arm first, so if you were shot in the left arm, your blood flow may be temporarily stopped, therefore your legs wouldnt get blood
BlackSkull83
BlackSkull83 3 күн мурун
Basically if you get shot in the arm It really really really hurts And you stop while your arm falls off
mohamed ajsal
mohamed ajsal 3 күн мурун
But you make sence
Sasquatch Saterday
Sasquatch Saterday 3 күн мурун
Hah yeah I just got shot in the arm Yeah i'm just gonna full sprint out of there. Dude if you got shot in the arm your lying on th ground from the force. So yeah the why can't I move when i'm shot in the arm is a pretty stupid question.
Among us
Among us 3 күн мурун
6:40 Marco: I wish I could play valorant on the go anyone with 2 brain cells: have you ever heard of a laptop?
seila sok
seila sok 3 күн мурун
0:47 .......WTF 🤣
pronewb2325
pronewb2325 4 күн мурун
if you get shot they stop cause it hurts lol
Mobilizes
Mobilizes 4 күн мурун
6:33 that aged well
Jequil
Jequil 4 күн мурун
Has anyone ever shot so that they can reload because they wanted to see the reload animation?
Mr finale
Mr finale 4 күн мурун
6:40 macro: it would be fun playing this game on the go me: how would you play without wifi?
Mr finale
Mr finale 2 күн мурун
@Mr Flip-flop some places don't have wifi routers or have hackers so... (but you have a point)
Mr Flip-flop
Mr Flip-flop 2 күн мурун
Exactly. Decent internet can't be found on every inch of the globe. And with a game that gives you a 1-hour penalty for being afk for 1 minute, they really don't like laggy players.
The Gamer Kenzo Lee
The Gamer Kenzo Lee 4 күн мурун
Idk y, I feel like valorant takes less RAM to run than paladins BUT When I play Valorant it sometimes delays my keyboard motions idk y and I never have that problem with paladins
The Gamer Kenzo Lee
The Gamer Kenzo Lee 4 күн мурун
‘Running’ he says In valorant That made me laugh
Mr. Moop
Mr. Moop 4 күн мурун
YES A NEW ONE
Luis Cabigting
Luis Cabigting 4 күн мурун
5:42 jiggly jiggly
DyNAMiC JoKER
DyNAMiC JoKER 4 күн мурун
is it just me or raze kinda look fortnite character :D
Mighty !
Mighty ! 4 күн мурун
MACRO U MAKENO SENSE!
Aldo Adiputra
Aldo Adiputra 4 күн мурун
i cant find ur discord link lol please help
Finno khalika jeha
Finno khalika jeha 4 күн мурун
love that sova beat song, " bumpudumbumpudum"
Grifforg Gaming
Grifforg Gaming 5 күн мурун
IT COULD ME THE NERVES IN YOUR ARM OR THE SHOCK OF A BULLET WOUND
Erik Logan
Erik Logan 5 күн мурун
the game
Shubham Sheth
Shubham Sheth 5 күн мурун
im that guy who reloads after every single bullet #RELOADAFTEREVERYBULLERGANG
Nicolas Bizganu
Nicolas Bizganu 5 күн мурун
I think valorant may be coming to console since its coming to mobile
Nil Badia
Nil Badia 5 күн мурун
When you get shoted to the leg it hurts
Melbern Ong
Melbern Ong 5 күн мурун
This video makes no sense
w1ckedawesome12 WCKD
w1ckedawesome12 WCKD 5 күн мурун
Whats that dancing animation at 5:42 there a link to it?
ehtesamul haque
ehtesamul haque 5 күн мурун
sorry for being nerd but its actually physics
Eboy Mdog
Eboy Mdog 5 күн мурун
#afterreloadingonebulletgang
Engi boi
Engi boi 6 күн мурун
You can't put out molly using smoke >:(( smh my head
Benjitater
Benjitater 6 күн мурун
Any doctors?
MayanMuscle
MayanMuscle 6 күн мурун
I honestly thought reloading after one bullet was just what everyone did? I mean I Lay's reload after one bullet =) #onebulletgang
fresh Roblox!
fresh Roblox! 6 күн мурун
Macro: *gets something wrong* Comments: *let's do this*
Nova
Nova 6 күн мурун
3:23 I did the exact same thing 😅
Studio 27
Studio 27 6 күн мурун
Jett for noobs
Slamful
Slamful 6 күн мурун
you can't move when you get impacted by a bullet because of balance loss on impact and shock. i'd say it's momentum transfer from the bullet to your body causing a momentary shift in balance which you have to compensate for. also shock would play a big part in it. when you get hit by a bullet your whole neural system goes kinda bonkies. i base that on absolutely nothing but my vague understanding of physics in mechanics, but i'd say it makes some sense.
John CoDM
John CoDM 6 күн мурун
"natural fires " lol
razeen ahamed
razeen ahamed 6 күн мурун
0:54 bro phoniex probably had only i bullet left lol :]
TTorVE
TTorVE 6 күн мурун
WHAT ARE THESE BOOB PHYSICS AHAHAH 5:40
David Cho
David Cho 7 күн мурун
#reloadaftereverybulletgang with odin
Xx_Zxk1r 0328
Xx_Zxk1r 0328 7 күн мурун
When you get shot in the arm the diameter of the equator times the numerical digit it divides your movement by 7/8th of a second meaning that the altitude and velocity of the bullet will easily cause excruciating pain to your forearm because of the magnification so yeah
Aristotiles von Tight
Aristotiles von Tight 7 күн мурун
Running around holding your rifle permanetly at headshot level doesnt make sense. Imagine a swat team and they basicly aim there rifles at non hostile targets. They would also have to rotate their whole body very weirdly around corners, if they kept their guns fixed in one position. If you stand to close to the corner you would show your rifle before you even see whats behind the corner.
Raven Dream
Raven Dream 7 күн мурун
watching the video about why Valorant makes no sense. after watching the video a Valorant ad starts playing ._.
GoLdEn protgen
GoLdEn protgen 7 күн мурун
Rag tagg hes a great youtuber
lizzoncor
lizzoncor 7 күн мурун
5:43 damn those boob physics
Kruthi Kanj Singh Rathod
Kruthi Kanj Singh Rathod 7 күн мурун
One question that I've been asking ever since Valorant came out, why do all the girl characters moan when the die 😂 like why? 😜
NewVision20
NewVision20 6 күн мурун
Everyone moans lol.
fresh Roblox!
fresh Roblox! 6 күн мурун
Because they are in pain? .... Bruh
Kruthi Kanj Singh Rathod
Kruthi Kanj Singh Rathod 7 күн мурун
#reloadAfterOneBulletGang 😂😂😂
Quinn McCormick
Quinn McCormick 8 күн мурун
U can paly im in love with the shape of u on sovas bow
WORLD STAR
WORLD STAR 8 күн мурун
Omen shouts scatter bcoz if he uses his ult, the tendency is that the team against him would literally scatter bcoz they have to scower the map to see where omen teleported.
It's_Just_Me
It's_Just_Me 8 күн мурун
If Sage's walls are made out of jade, why do they melt/disappear
Nehal Banerjee
Nehal Banerjee 8 күн мурун
valorant coming to consoles soon XD
ADRI
ADRI 8 күн мурун
i had to watch a valorant ad
LOLPHOENIX
LOLPHOENIX 8 күн мурун
#RELOADAFTERONEBULLETGANG
Zain Naji
Zain Naji 8 күн мурун
2:36 well getting shot in your arm will cause a fatal change in your pulse rate and will stop your respiration for a few moments, you will feel a stinging pain in your arm that would throb and swell up, within a few moments the wound would allow bacteria to enter the wound and possibly cause tetnus(infection caused usually from rusty iron nails but led bullets now). In conclusion the staggering pain you will feel combined slow reflexes can lead to your death but in some cases you can fire back at your opponent and egress to your nearest exit.
Zain Naji
Zain Naji 8 күн мурун
IDK what I just said
Be. TheNameless
Be. TheNameless 8 күн мурун
"valorant will never be on pc" valorant - ok now we r gonna launch it in console
Rizzy Playzz
Rizzy Playzz 7 күн мурун
When Did they say that?
Ihinosen Giwa-Amu
Ihinosen Giwa-Amu 8 күн мурун
I only wanted to have fun with sova's arrows by making them bounce never wanted to make a beat.
GABRIEL HERRAS
GABRIEL HERRAS 9 күн мурун
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA DANCING VIPER 5:35
Flame
Flame 9 күн мурун
Ok now league of legends is on mobile so it’s possible now 🎉
Flame
Flame 9 күн мурун
#reloadafteronebulletgang
Julius
Julius 9 күн мурун
It’s not on console for the same reason that csgo isn’t on console
Julius
Julius 9 күн мурун
I like how people complain about how you can’t shoot straight while running but they obviously haven’t played csgo before
Josean Rios
Josean Rios 9 күн мурун
Why is beat in the outro fire🔥🔥
deavenda
deavenda 9 күн мурун
2:50 pretty simple no need to be a doctor (at least i think) when you get shot with a bullet or being shot constantly the bullet hits your body making all momentum is reduce since the bullet travels fast it will make the body slow down when the bullet hits the body because of what i already explained (the bullet goes fast and reduces all momentum to the body) so yea thats my theory on that part if somebody has a better explanation please respond to me since i barely know the subject
Dmitri Ethan Belandres
Dmitri Ethan Belandres 9 күн мурун
Funny how in valorant you have stay still to shoot while in team fortress 2 you run like crazy
River Lance
River Lance 9 күн мурун
its just a 27sec valorant clip kgpost.info/will/video/yGqz03qo156GYNk
wahid khan
wahid khan 9 күн мурун
i am #reloadafteronebulletgang
My name Jeff
My name Jeff 9 күн мурун
#RELOADAFTERONEBULLETGANG
APER
APER 10 күн мурун
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